Shear Genius: Caption Corner - Episode V

Yes, believe it or not, I'm still alive. Please excuse my tardiness with this post but an unexpected family issue arose this past week which kept me away from my computer and prevented me from posting in a timely manner.

As always, thank you all for contributing to the wackiness by way of your comments. They are always appreciated and always bring a smile to our faces!

A special thank you goes out to Damselfly for continuing to keep us all in stitches with her caption ideas. As always, it was a close one to call but there was just something about the term "Bum-looker" that was just too damn funny. So congratulations, Damsel. You have this week's winning caption!


Here's a few warm-up images for ya. You'll find this week's blank image for your captioning pleasure at the bottom of this post.

You know you screwed up when your client turns violent or suicidal...

Ouch, Jaclyn. Very Ouch!

We are not amused...

Here's your image. As always, have fun and keep those ideas coming!


Posted by Laz

Shear Genius: Caption Corner - Episode IV

Happy Monday, everyone! Can you believe last week's episode didn't contain so much as one mannequin's head? I know my jaw hit the floor when we got live models for the Short Cut Challenge! I'm sure Dr. Boogie's model wishes they had used mannequin heads! Poor thing. And OK, I think we all suspected Evangelin was a little off her rocker from the get go, but damn if she didn't ride the train all the way to Crazy Town this week! I can't help but wonder if clients really came into her salon requesting a hedge trimmer cut?!? Ya think?

Anyway, thank you as always for your entries! This week's winner got so creative we had to burst the caption out of the frame to accommodate the wackiness! Dan, thank you for playing and congratulations, you have this week's winning caption!
Tabs and Anthony are fun, aren't they? I'm glad you think so because I'm bringing them back for another round! Honestly, I didn't mean to but when I saw these two lounging about in their robes, something about it just felt right. You'll find this week's blank image at the bottom of this post. But first, here's a few warm-ups:

Yes, ma'am!!

Might help if you stopped buying them in boys' sizes...

I dunno, but they'd probably go great with the vinaigrette on your face...

Oh, no she did NOT, just give Sally "the hand"...

And so we come to this week's image. Feel free to indicate whether your caption is a speech or thought bubble and certainly feel free to use either Tabs, Anthony, or both! Have fun!!

Posted by Laz

Shear Genius: Caption Corner - Episode III

Sorry for being late, everyone. My computer was experiencing some growing pains that had to be tended to before I could complete this post. Fortunately, it was minor and she's back up and running.

My thanks again to everyone who submitted a caption entry. It was even harder this week to select a winner because there were two that really stood out. Personally, I couldn't decide which was funnier and since funny is funny and they both were VERY funny we decided to split the win between Nutmeg and our own Damselfly.

So without further ado, please enjoy our two winners for the week:

Nutmeg's Caption

I suspect we wouldn't be surprised if one day we came to discover that Sally had been fashioning a full bodysuit made of balls...

Damselfly's Caption

Oh, sure, Sally. Blame it on the hair...

Thank you, ladies, for bringing the funny! And thanks again to everyone for your entries!

Now here's a few new captions from last week's episode to get your warmed up for this week's image:

We lobbied for ass whoopins, but the network said, "no."

Heaven must be a very soggy place...

Why dont'cha offer him a lollipop and find out?

America agrees.

Now here's your image for the week. I'm sure you've all been waiting to caption something with Tabatha so enjoy. Just for reference, if I'm not mistaken, I believe this was where everyone was crying and Tabatha was absolutely puzzled by the display of emotion.

Have fun!

Posted By Laz

Shear Genius: Caption Corner - Episode II

Happy Monday, everyone! It's nice to see that the good folks at Bravo are having as much fun with this show as we are! I don't know who is responsible for titling the episodes, but whoever came up with the title of, You Have Every Right to Cry, deserves an award!

But enough of my ranting. Let's get on with the caption portion of this post!

I'd like to start by thanking everyone who submitted an entry! You certainly kept us chuckling and while it was hard to pick just one, we eventually selected über-blogger, Scarlett, of Blogging Project Runway and Blogging Top Design as our first winner! So here without further ado is Scarlett's caption in all its saucy goodness:

Thanks for playing, Scarlett! And thanks again to everyone who sent in an entry!

Now here's a few to get you warmed up for this week's image:

Just look at the grip she's got on that thing! You just know she's done this before!

René, you'd better do as she asks!

The Mayor of Over-Processed Village!

Now here's your image! Feel free to use either Sally and/or Jaclyn.

Have fun and as René would say, GO SHAKE IT!

Posted by Laz (who loves Lacey & thinks she's a lovely human being!)

Shear Genius: Caption Corner

OK, now that we've seen the first episode it's time to have some fun! So here's your chance to contribute. At the bottom of this post you'll find an image without a caption. Submit your funniest caption to us through the comment section. The submitted caption that makes us blow the most milk out of our noses will be featured in the following week's segment.

Here's a few to get you started!


Um hmm, if we had a nickel for every time we've heard that...


You gotta love a man who knows what he wants!




OK, now that you're all warmed up it's time to get your caption freak on!


Have fun!!

Posted by Laz