This weeks adventure takes Patty Jean to Industrie Hair Gurus which is owned by the terrifying, but beautiful, Tabatha Coffey.
PJC: Nice place you have here.TC: Of course it is.
PJC: I would like something special done to my hair, what do you suggest?
TC: Putting a bag over your head.
PJC: That was a joke, wasn't it?TC: No
TC: Who the hell cut your hair before? Some bitch with hedge clippers?PJC: As a matter of fact...
TC: Oh shut the fuck up and sit down.
PJC: So tell me a little about yourself and how you got started as a hair stylist.
TC: Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up?
PJC: But I need information to put in the blog.
TC: What part of shut the fuck up did you not understand?
TC: This is the best you'll ever look. And that's not saying much.PJC: Oh I love it, I look like a princess. Thank you!
TC: You look like shit, but at least your hair looks good.
PJC: Can I ask you at least one question?TC: Only if it's for directions to the door.
PJC: But...
TC: Are you related to that stupid hedge clipper bitch? She didn't know how to shut the fuck up either.
PJC: OK, ok, I get the hint. I'm leaving. It was a pleasure meeting you.
TC: I can assure you that the pleasure was all yours.
(((MUAH)))
Posted by TheHoInMO
