Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair, shining gleaming steaming flaxen waxen. Give me it down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer, here, baby, there, mamma, everywhere, daddy daddy hair! Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it ...
You're right, Anthony, they're all wankers. But first, I gotta take Ms. Goodie Two Shoes down. This win's gone to her head. She's singing that loony Hair song in front of the judges! There's room for only one Diva on this show and you're looking at her.
Say what, Bitch?
You've singlehandedly set back the hair profession and all scientific inquiry as we know it. Not to mention lawn maintenance procedures.
Posted by Ms. Place
