Monday, August 13, 2007

The Parker


Dahlings, not to put too fine a point on it, but how assholic are some of the guests of The Parker? PUHLAY ping pong on a high maintenance manicured lawn? Ride a tricycle in a room filled with fine furniture? Drink and puke all night long? Create a hundred amuse bouches for some pseudo dingbat food critics?
Have Jonathan Adler request a fluff maiden to fluff pillows, drapes, and what nots? PUHLEASE spare me.

The only sane creature in this show has been Winston, Jonathan's kewpie dog.

These quirks make for fine television. My take on The Parker? Stay tuned. You're in for a bumpy ride.

Submitted by Ms. Place, the snarking blogger

3 comments:

frogboots said...

i LOVE this show. LOVE LOVE LOVE it.

i love Nathan, the room service guy, especially. and John the head concierge.

those ping-pong assholes were beyond boorish.

Marius said...

I'm glad you're covering this show. I have to say, Adler is really growing on me. And I couldn't stop laughing when he requested a fluff maiden. LOL.

mumblesalot (Laura A) said...

I like this show as much as Top Chef. Adler didn't grow on me at all. I like the whole cast of characters.