Saturday, April 14, 2007

Iron Hair

posted by Eric3000

Shear Genius is easily one of the best hair-themed reality shows starring a former Charlie's Angel that's been on Bravo in the last year! Let's listen in on the show:

Announcer 1: "Welcome to Iron Hair. For this week's quickfire challenge the geniuses will be cutting and styling a wig."

Announcer 2: "Ooh, that sounds challenging!"

Announcer 1: "You bet! It's going to be really exciting. Shhh, they're starting. OK, everyone is playing it pretty safe to begin with; most of them are using scissors to cut the hair. Oh, wait; what's that? Someone is using a razor!"

Announcer 2: "Gosh, I hope they know what they're doing."

Announcer 1: "Yes, yes; he's doing a pretty standard razor cut to give the hair a little texture. It looks like the strategy is paying off! Wow, look at him go! I haven't seen cutting like that in ages!"

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very nicely done. I swear I read it in the voices of the guys from Iron Chef.

brillke

Anonymous said...

Your talent never ends. I love Iron Chef and love how you recapped this show in that format. You rock.

Laz said...

Hair art is one of the most important and respected aspects of styling. And it's something only a few people in the world are qualified to do."

I love that Dr. Boogie refers to it as "BAPS" hair! Oooh, no he di'int!