My thanks again to everyone who submitted a caption entry. It was even harder this week to select a winner because there were two that really stood out. Personally, I couldn't decide which was funnier and since funny is funny and they both were VERY funny we decided to split the win between Nutmeg and our own Damselfly.
So without further ado, please enjoy our two winners for the week:
Nutmeg's Caption
I suspect we wouldn't be surprised if one day we came to discover that Sally had been fashioning a full bodysuit made of balls...Damselfly's Caption
Oh, sure, Sally. Blame it on the hair...Thank you, ladies, for bringing the funny! And thanks again to everyone for your entries!
Now here's a few new captions from last week's episode to get your warmed up for this week's image:
We lobbied for ass whoopins, but the network said, "no."
Heaven must be a very soggy place...
Why dont'cha offer him a lollipop and find out?
America agrees.Now here's your image for the week. I'm sure you've all been waiting to caption something with Tabatha so enjoy. Just for reference, if I'm not mistaken, I believe this was where everyone was crying and Tabatha was absolutely puzzled by the display of emotion.
Have fun!Posted By Laz
18 comments:
If my boob were to somehow fall out of my dress, do you think any of those crybabies would notice?
All those human tears will add just the right touch to my latest brew. Tyson won't know what hit him.
Tabatha: "Do I make you horny baby?...Do I?"
Anthony:"Not really."
Damselfly—
You are the queen! There's no topping that one.
I know...it's not fair...I really should stop participating...sense my sarcasm...lol. I personally love Debby's...nothing like a peep show in a room where nobody would care!
Debby's unfortunately gave me a case of Laura Bennett flashback. I kept recalling that horrible green room scene where what little she had almost popped out of her dress. Not a pleasant memory!
Step into my parlour said the spider to the fly.
nutmeg
You Know Not only am I a Borg but I'm a lesbian as well? Hmmm for you I can pretend it is a giant clit...wanna go to my room?
actor
ROFL, Actor! Too funny....
nutmeg
I agree with Mother Hubbard; there's no topping Damselfly's caption. I'm not even going to try. As Laz would say, you go!
Tabatha: You'll never win. I once lasted forty-eight hours without blinking an eye. He even threw bleach at my face to try to get me to flinch.
Anthony: Oh my. Were you injured?
Tabatha: Naw, he just hit my hair...
(Silence)
He's dead now, you know.
O.K. Here is another one!
Anthony:singing "I'm to sexy for my shirt"
Tab: Oh Shut it Anthony or I'll put you crumpets in my Tea!
actor
Should read your crumpets..lol
actor
Anthony: "C'mon, Tab, cut it out, I'm already crossing my legs to hide this erection."
nutmeg
Tab: An Erection? For Boogie? Hmmm Oh I see...
Anthony: It's not what you think Tab.
Tab: Really I knew I should of capped that bitch and Gotten her Shears...Erection?
Yes one more the above from Actor really trying to dethrown damse..lol
Trying?Yes! Dethrowning Damse Priceless..lol
Actor
Will I do it probably not..lol
Yes, actor...but by all means keep trying...this is fun!
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