Life lessons from Paula Abdul...
#1. Keep your canine friends off the bed.
(Why the hell would you let your freakin mutts on the bed in the first place when you have Boo-Q bucks worth of jewels spread out?)
#2. Don't appear on television when you haven't slept or had a decent meal in 3-4 days.
(It's her story and she's sticking to it.)
#3. Have a strong work ethic.
(Apparently nobody works as hard as she does.)
#4. Beware of how you manage your time.
(In other words, be late for everything.)
(Tim Gunn had to wait on her slow ass!)
#1. Keep your canine friends off the bed.
(Why the hell would you let your freakin mutts on the bed in the first place when you have Boo-Q bucks worth of jewels spread out?)
#2. Don't appear on television when you haven't slept or had a decent meal in 3-4 days.(It's her story and she's sticking to it.)
#3. Have a strong work ethic.(Apparently nobody works as hard as she does.)
#4. Beware of how you manage your time.(In other words, be late for everything.)
(Tim Gunn had to wait on her slow ass!)#5. This is the most important lesson of all.....
Travel in comfort.
(For God's sake, don't forget the damn sweats and white sneakers!)
Now tell us what you think.
(((MUAH)))
Posted by TheHOInMO
6 comments:
She's a train wreck! I don't know if I squirmed because I was laughing or because I was uncomfortable. Oooh, she's so different from her American Idol personality.
I'm still sitting on the fence with this one! Great post.
ROFLMAO. Love it!
I read a review, now I forget where, of this show. Basically, the reviewer said that what was wrong with it is that, apparently, Paula has no personal life and works all the time. Given that the compact of these peep show reality tv shows is that the "celeb" gets to promote themselves and the viewers get an inside peek into their, preferably messy, personal lives. Think the Osbornes, the Danny Boneduce one, and Kathy Griffin. Paula, although I haven't watched it, apparently has nothing personal going on, so the show is work, work, work. Doesn't sound like she has much of a life.
Agree, Linda. However, Kathy Griffin's show depicts her close relationships with friends and family. Paula, poor dear, has her assistants, who really don't seem to give a rat's ass. Else, why the problem with her getting her comfy exercise togs to wear on the plane?
If my boss kept me out until 4 am cruising coffee shops for no other reason than she was an insomniac I would hate her with a holy passion. Paula is just too mean for me to like.
paula is hilarious. the more tired she gets, the more entertaining she gets. i mean seriously, they need to remove simon and randy and have paula as the only judge on idols, because that would be make AI the most entertaining show ever
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