Shear Genius: That Looks Familiar...

So, since there was nothing familiar about this weeks challenge, I thought I would leave you with a few questions.

Would you get the haircut if.....
...instead of Anthony, Larry, the local electrician, approached your chair with his scary looking wire cutters? You might end up looking "fried"!
...instead of Ben, the overly controlling Martha Stewart brought her garden shears? Whatever she did you know it would look "centerpiece" perfect.
...instead of Daisy, Roy from UPS offered his box cutting skills? I think dry and over-processed would be an understatement.
...instead of Danna, Beth, a mom who can't put down her coupon cutting scissors, provided her services? It would at least be a deal.
...instead of Dr. Boogie, the mall gift wrapper, Sarah, showed up? Whatever it looked like, you know it will be done in 30 mins.
...instead of Evangelin, your neighbor, Mrs. Brown, brought her hedge clippers? It would definitely be earth friendly.
...instead of Tabatha, little Timmy from down the street took a half day at school to give you a cut? Crafty!
...instead of Theodore, your local butcher, Bob brought the cleaver? Tartare, anyone?
...instead of Tyson, world renowned knitter, Esther brought her scissors to the table? Raggedy Ann would have nothing on you!