Congratulations, Tyson.
You evil little leprechaun, you're smiling all the way to the Allure Wall of Fame, aren't you? Hah! You and your elegant Elizabethan "do" KICKED ass!. You proved you're more than FIG JAM. (Fu-k I'm good, just ask me.)
Tabatha, I love you, you cool Bitch. But get off Tyson's back, will ya? Rise above the occasion, dahling, and get your mojo back. You're too talented to descend to the level of the petty.
Dr. Boogie showing Tabatha some special love.Ah, Danna, we are sorry to see you go.
Dr. Boogie called that Wall of Fame "The Kiss of Death," and he was right in your case. Why oh why did you choose a school marmie hair do? You scared Sally right out of her shag and into visions of herself looking like this:
We'll miss you! You are one talented stylist, and you only made this one miss step. Uggh. (Sorry, reflexive reaction.)
Posted by Ms. Place
7 comments:
Dead on comments, glad tyson won, and Tabitha needs to quit acting like a bully, and her hair punk was ugly. Sorry to see Danna go but her hair was awful@@
that hair! jesus h christ, hasn't she ever heard of Classical Hollywood??? snakes alive!
as a victorianist, though, i was miffed at the way they talked about the victorian 'do. these people were not interested in historical accuracy, but in hollywood's representation of historical accuracy. snarky snark.
i like tabatha's punk do. i thought it was much more clever than just a ponytail on the side and big pouffed bangs, or a ratty perm. the allure dude made me angry by calling it Halloween hair - no, dipshit, it's PUNK. like, everyday punk wear. and a mohawk for a female model was not "predictable" in my book.
whatever.
i hate tyson's hair. i mean, his own hair, on his own oddly shaped head.
and dude, shut the fuck up about your mom already!!!!
I was laughing when Tyson won. It seemed rather poetic to seem him win with all the energy that was used to bring him down.
Glad Tyson won, he's kinda like Top Chef, where everyone hated Marcel and Betty started it, now Tabitha reminds me of Betty, and she getting more bitchier each show on Tyson, give it a rest, worry about yourself and not about Tyson. Let the judges decide who wins or not.
Danna really did mess this one up. When that poor girl walked out on the runway, I literally had an audible intake of breath - and not in a good way! It was so unflattering to her model as well!
I'm going to miss DAnna
Isn't it lovely how Tyson won with his "Elizabethan" hair? You know, considering that it was Eighteenth-Century/Georgian/powdering-wig-extravaganza hair.
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