Showing posts with label Danna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Danna. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 9, 2007



Congratulations, Tyson.


You evil little leprechaun, you're smiling all the way to the Allure Wall of Fame, aren't you? Hah! You and your elegant Elizabethan "do" KICKED ass!. You proved you're more than FIG JAM. (Fu-k I'm good, just ask me.)

Tabatha, I love you, you cool Bitch. But get off Tyson's back, will ya? Rise above the occasion, dahling, and get your mojo back. You're too talented to descend to the level of the petty.

Dr. Boogie showing Tabatha some special love.

Ah, Danna, we are sorry to see you go.

Dr. Boogie called that Wall of Fame "The Kiss of Death," and he was right in your case. Why oh why did you choose a school marmie hair do? You scared Sally right out of her shag and into visions of herself looking like this:

We'll miss you! You are one talented stylist, and you only made this one miss step. Uggh. (Sorry, reflexive reaction.)



Posted by Ms. Place

Wednesday, May 2, 2007


Bye, Evangelin
Dahling, what on earth were you thinking? Did your head get puffed up with shear nonsense? Did you start to live in a fairytale world? Seems so. You weren't even receptive to Rene when he tried to steer you in the right direction. At the very least you reached your goal: You created something different.

It was fun to watch you, however. I hope you go on to have a shearly wonderful career as the Hedge Clipper Girl.

And the winner is...!

...Danna, for a hairstyle that would look spectacular on Vanessa Williams, and did indeed resemble old Hollywood glam. Congratulations for stealing the entire night and winning both the quickfire and elimination challenges.



Posted by Ms. Place