Saturday, May 5, 2007

Shearly Wonderful Bitch Slap Fest

Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair, shining gleaming steaming flaxen waxen. Give me it down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer, here, baby, there, mamma, everywhere, daddy daddy hair! Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it ...

You're right, Anthony, they're all wankers. But first, I gotta take Ms. Goodie Two Shoes down. This win's gone to her head. She's singing that loony Hair song in front of the judges! There's room for only one Diva on this show and you're looking at her.

Say what, Bitch?


You've singlehandedly set back the hair profession and all scientific inquiry as we know it. Not to mention lawn maintenance procedures.



Posted by Ms. Place

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

evevangline reminds of carisa from top design they are both cocky, daring, have really bad tatse in clothes and never stop talking.

Anonymous said...

wow sounds more like Tabitha, she cusses and bitches at everyone, this queenie! She makes me sick!!

Anonymous said...

Love the Tab!! She rocks

Marius said...

You've singlehandedly set back the hair profession and all scientific inquiry as we know it.

LOL, that is great! I feel for Evangelin. Well, I can't handle her in large doses, but she had her cute little moments.

BigAssBelle said...

i live in a part of the country rife with evangelins. there's nothing like a southern drama queen to liven things up. i'm sorry she had to go.