Sunday, May 6, 2007

Shear Genius Episode Three or Four: The Massage Episode!

Posted by Eric3000

So Evangelin won last week with her hedge clippers, which was the high point of her entire life:

Evangelin: "It does not get any better for me."

Well, that's a depressing yet accurate statement.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Her speech is so long the orchestra has to play her off the stage".

ROFLMAO!!! You did it again buddy.
Thanks

Marius said...

LOL, great recap! I do give Evangelin credit for not breaking down. She stood her ground against Tabatha and Danna. She's misguided, but she has a lot of heart.

Anonymous said...

She ends up looking very Miranda from Sex and the City, which is to say she looks like a lesbian. It's actually not too bad but, considering the fact that she didn't want short hair, I feel sick for her. She pretends that she's fine with it. I don't know why. It's going to take years to recover from that hair cut.

Every woman's nightmare. Dr. Boogie wasn't thinking about his client at all!! I felt sick at heart for that poor model.

Editor Girl said...

As usual, E3K, you cut to the heart of the matter: “The clients have five minutes to change their hair from a day to an evening look by pulling it back and sticking shit in it.”

“And, by the way, normal people do not wear napkins stuck into their cleavage. This is not a Sizzler.”

Your visions of rocks, paper, scissors and Evangelin’s organizing of peace talks between straight hair and curly hair had me laughing as uncontrollably as Ben too.

Keep up the great work!

Laz said...

The clients have five minutes to change their hair from a day to an evening look by pulling it back and sticking shit in it.

It's little things like this that make me so happy to be male! Nylons would be another. Sure, sometimes I feel I overdo it with the hair product & junk but at least I don't have to worry about walking around with a mini-garden or scarf accents on my head!

And I'm totally stealing your "This is not a Sizzler" line! It's Brilliant!! = )